I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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