How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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