Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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