Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
