don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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