Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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