But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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