He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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