I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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