i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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