Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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