I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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