I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Randomize
