A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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