Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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