Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
