I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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