the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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