Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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