Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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