Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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