GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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