I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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