dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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