is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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