Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
