My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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