Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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