Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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