check it out our google latitudes are spooning
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
4 words: hood of his car
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
