You work out of a Hotel?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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