i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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