if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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