hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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