3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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