I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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