WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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