This girl is more easily done than said...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
