Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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