I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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