Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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