and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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