o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i think i have herpe
just one?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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