I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So squirting runs in the family.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
