she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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