I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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