Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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