i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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