im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Its about making memories worth repressing
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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