I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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