all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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