Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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