is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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