My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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