that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
