it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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