D3 body, D1 cock
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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